Tag: andy samberg

  • The Lonely Island


    Si muchos pensaron que este post iba a ser sobre Lost o una seguidilla al post “Castaguay” le pifiaron. Si tiene que ver con un personaje que Martin menciono en su post “Mini Pelis (1/2)“.

    Andy Samberg. Un groso de SNL que hizo una peli muy graciosa llamada “Hot Rod” donde interpreta un daredevil como “Evel Knivel“. Aca les dejo una de las partes mas graciosas cuando introduce a la chica que le gusta a su grupo de amigos.
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    Bueno, el tema es que Andy Samberg y su banda de amigos tienen una troupe comica. Su nombre “The Lonely Island”. En el 2005 Andy entro en SNL y llevo a sus dos amigos para que sean los guionistas. Alli empezaro a hacer estragos. Uno de los momentos mas recordados es cuando hicieron un sketch con Justin Timberlake llamado “Dick in a box”. Aca el video
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    Hace un par de semanas el trio, saco un album completo, donde obvio incluyen “Dick in a box”. Pero tienen otros dos temas que no solo son super graciosos sino que ademas estan producidos de la puta madre.

    Aca los videos.

    I’m on a boat
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    Jizz in my pants
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    El album completo lo pueden comprar en iTunes.

    El album ademas incluye un tema llamado “Incredibad” que cuenta la historia de porque el album se llama como se llama. Aca les dejo la letra porque no tiene desperdicio.

    Noow let’s take a trip down memory lane
    Back to junior high school were it all began
    Three bad lil kids raising hell at school
    We were just thirteen straight acting a fool
    Everyday after class kiv’s house was the spot
    Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
    Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same
    Till one faithful after when everything changed
    One day playing punch out up in kiv’s room
    The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
    Looked out the back window saw a pillar of smoke
    Yo your backyard is smashed, man this isn’t a joke
    Yo lets go check this out man, oh what was that? oh I bet lets go
    All the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement
    Yo what the hell is that? man it looks like a spaceship
    We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide
    And a little green dude stepped out from inside
    He said, ” I’m from mars and I come in peace,
    I have something to ask and it’s not discrete
    There’s a mutated strain in our DNA helix
    And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
    But were just thirteen man what can we do
    Umm, how should I put this I think we should screw – what?
    On my home planet we can no longer breed
    I’ve been sent to self-recept so we can store your seed
    Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex
    Man I’m a virgin, we all all bet
    I’m just gonna lie here and close my eyes
    Ah, what should we do now it’s spreading it’s thighs
    You’ll be heroes in my planet
    But why us three?
    You’re the chosen ones, you’ll just have to trust me
    Yo should we do it? man I dunno know, yo I say we put it to a vote
    All in favor say I, “I”
    Ok we’re in, – cool
    Who should go first?
    I have three depositories to capture your burst
    Wait so at the same time? yeah that’s what I was thinking
    Here some whine coolers lets get you boys drinking
    We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy
    Then took our positions and started getting frisky
    One in the front and two in the back
    Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trap
    Keep humping away my wife and family thank you
    I’m about to explode yo son me too
    Three way climax! best friends forever
    What a pleasure to lost our virginities together – yeah
    Andy Jorm Akiv you’ve saved my race
    Your reward is one wish then I’ll go back to space
    We looked at each other, didn’t have to talk
    Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off
    Mr. Alien sir, for what it’s worth
    We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth
    Your wish is granted and thanks again
    I may have saved my planet but I’m losing three friend
    What happened today was both incredible and bad
    Therefore your name is Incredibad

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